Vim Quietude

More evidence?

Well, consider that there aren’t any mentions of Jesus and any woman that I’m aware of. Now consider that most of the men in the Old Testament before him had a wife and kids. Like Abraham and Moses. Abraham even used adultery as a weapon! But this was the start of something new, and evidence of straightness might have been edited out just like gay stuff might have been.

Now consider Adam and Eve. God hooked Adam up with a woman, that was awfully nice of him. How come he didn’t do the same thing for his own son? He could be like: “C’mere Jesus, and give me one of your ribs. There you go, I just made you a Jesette. Happy birthday!” Or maybe another immaculate conception. It’s called being a good father.

posted by Deriser @ 3:18 PM