Vim Quietude

P.U.T.H.

So some people were saying how they like the idea of what PETA is doing, but they don't support some of the methods used to show it. PETA, for those who don't know, stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Wait, shouldn't that be PFETA? That makes it sound like fetus. Plus it's more modern with the pfunky pfresh PF. Anyway.

With my twisted mind, it occurred to me that a different way to say the same thing is to start PUTH, which is People for the Unethical Treatment of Humans. That way animals won't be treated any worse than humans, and life as we know it can exist equally. Plus, certainly I bet you know someone who's worth less than a cow. At least a cow, in it's space-taking-up, provides milk and later beef.

Who would be the fair judge of who should be treated unethically? Why me, of course!

posted by Deriser @ 1:20 PM