Vim Quietude

This is gross.

Really, don't read on if your stomach is squeamish.


Okay, so I took a sleeping pill, and I think it gave me indigestion. So I wanna get to sleep, but I've really got to go to the bathroom. So of course I have to get up and go, because the alternative has the risk of shitting myself in bed. No one needs to know, but I'd still be very disappointed with myself. However, now I'm at the risk of falling asleep on the toilet. This is even worse, as in this case people will know. It's a scary thought of the humiliation that would ensue if my roommate has to unlock the door to find me sleeping on the john while underneath me is...well I needn't get into that. Let's just say that I don't remember ingesting that much liquid.

So now you know the horror of sleeping pill indigestion. Fortunately I made most of that up. I never took a sleeping pill. I was just tired.

I guess this wasn't THAT gross. Sorry to all the sick people who wanted to be grossed out because of some mental thing associated with it.

posted by Deriser @ 12:57 AM