Vim Quietude

Uranus is disgusting.

Yesterday I learned that Uranus ejaculated into the sea and that's why there's foam and...

...um, something else. Probably white in color. I can't believe I forgot the other thing.


Anyway, my teacher said this and he was being totally serious. Of course that didn't stop the class from bursting out laughing.

Is this why the sea is so salty too?


Tomorrow I will explain why I am number one.

posted by Deriser @ 7:33 AM