Saturday, April 16, 2005

House.

I think I can summarize every episode of "House."

Victim: Oh no, something is wrong. *bleck*

House: Can anyone guess what it is? Well, you're wrong. It's (insert random disease here.)

House's staff: I still think you should have done it our way. Or be nicer.

Victim: Alright I feel better. Oh wait, now I feel worse. *bleck*

House: Hmmm...

Important person: House, we need this person alive.

House: Well, it's got to be (insert really obscure illness here.) So let's fix that.

Medical person: But we can't do that! If we're wrong it'll kill the victim!

House: Well then it's up to this important person. What's it going to be? Keep the victim the same or do as I say? If you do it like I say and he dies then I'm wrong. If you don't and he dies then you'll be wrong!

Important person: ... *fade to black or commercial. When we come back we see the IP went with House's suggestion and the victim lives*

THE END!

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